My first class treatment to Bangkok was defintiely worth it. 8 hours of semi relaxing environment with great service, free booze, unlimited food, and sub-par movies, can't really ask for much more. The icing on the cake is that my flight attendent's name was Jew...that's right "Jew". I was in awe and filled with excitement when i learned about this. To make lite of the situation, I asked her for a monorrah but she came back with a diet coke instead. If you're a jew from bangkok you better have your channukah shit together. ps i never asked her for a manorrah, just in theory i did.
and btw- apparently a jew is a female name...unless she was a ladyboy.
AND... this just happened... i missed my fucking flight to cambodia. next one avail is 8am tomorrow ! the flight attendant told me i have to come back in 10 min because they werent boarding my flight yet, keep in mind i was 2 hours early for the flight and then i twas delayed another 90 min. i was falling asleep so i had to walk around, i couldnt just sit down or i would pass out. i came back 15 min later and they said the flight left. i was like wtf are you kidding me? it left at 830pm. i was so confused. they said they called my name a bunch of times, i totally got fucked over completely here. i dont even know how this happened but im desperatly trying to stay awake right now.
i am nauseous. i threw up a little bit between customs and immigration. idk it must have been the beef or something that i had in bankok like 10 hours ago. ughhhhh time to pass out or im never going to make it.
good night bangkok. you really did get me now... bangkok has me now for real.
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