this will be short. i def hit rem5 today sleeping on the nice lazyboy like couches they have here. its' pretty amazing actually, it's like a high end shelter.. kind of reminds me of a "first class" homeless experience. So to that point, there are definitly strangers all sleeping in rows with these lazy boy sofas all of the rows have back to back lines of couhces facing each other.
Bottom line, best pick up line I've heard all year. I believe at approximlatey 3:05AM, i hear "you know, you sleep really well." At this point, I'm still adjsuting to the fictatious neon lighting in the airport terminal. I pulled my sleeping mask off. I said... "excuse me," the middle aged Indian women humbly repeated.. "You sleep very well."... I was speechless. My initial reaction, was am I about to get reverse Sandusky'd right now. i paused for a bit, and then simply replied. "don't worry, the show's not over yet! ill be back in a minute. I just need to take a piss".
Going back to sleep now. ANd btw for those of you who are confused to what Rem5 is, it's the best possible state of sleep you can obtain in a given sleep period. REM stands for rapid eye movement. If you learned anything in pysch 101, it should have been this...
and pavlov's theorum.. and probably the correst spelling of his name.
Good night America.
and i didnt spell check, and i think im sleep walking/typing right now.
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