boat ride for three to ko phi phi

Mmm boat ride for 3 who should I take? Song reference

We just boarder our boat to ko phi phi. Its the first time I've been on water and on a boat this trip. There r many westerners aboard this boat. Its actually a ferry that fits about 300 people I'd say.

I haven't seen this many westerners since america.

I wish T-pain was here with us right now.

So I was sitting just on the edge of the seat on the upper deck, there was water covering most of the seat and most of the surrounding area. An asian girl said "excuse" I got up bc I thought she left something since she pointed to the seat.
I got up, and then she just snagged with my seat with her mom. I was like um wtf, they didn't speak english besides excuse me. I asked if they had a towel to wipe down the seat if they planned to f me over. The mom pulls out a single tissue. Fml

I go down stairs to get a bunch of napkins. I wipe down and plop a seat next to the 2 crooks. But wait, a 3rd has arrived, the father! Now I am sitting with a family of 3 asians and I am in the middle! Luckily I fit right in :)